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The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets
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Everything one puts on a wall is meaningful
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Si mis taquitos tienen verduda... ¿Cuenta como ensalada?
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Who think it's better: Instagram or Facebook?
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Ojala perdiera peso con la misma facilidad con que pierdo la paciencia.
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What would your cat say if it could talk?
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Less talks, more GIFs!
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Short
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Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands
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Whenever you feel stupid remember there are people outside catching Pokemon
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Skinny people are easier to kidnap, stay safe and eat chocolate
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half
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I tried to be normal once, it was the worst 2 minutes of my life
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.
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Manly
People who don't know me think I'm quiet, people who do wish I was
Being
Friends
Friendship
At my age I need glasses.....wine glasses
Funny
Life
Time
If being sarcastic burned calories I'd be transparent by now
Funny
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Life
I'm shy at first but once I am comfortable watch out for some crazy shit
Being
Life
Romantic
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Sometimes I forget how to spell things so I change the whole sentence just to avoid it
Change
Life
Daily
Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking cocktails.
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Love
Lyric
I'm in shape. Unfortunately that shape is a potato.
Being
Funny
Joke
You can't make everyone happy, you're not pizza
Lessons
Life
Happy
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I apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.
Life
Hard
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My doctor asked if anyone in my family suffered from insanity, I told him, no, we all enjoy it
Funny
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Life
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands
Being
Funny
Enjoying
I should be given an award for keeping my mouth shut when there's so much to be said
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