Funny quotes
Si mis taquitos tienen verduda... ¿Cuenta como ensalada?
Who think it's better: Instagram or Facebook?
Ojala perdiera peso con la misma facilidad con que pierdo la paciencia.
What would your cat say if it could talk?
Less talks, more GIFs!
Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands
Whenever you feel stupid remember there are people outside catching Pokemon
Skinny people are easier to kidnap, stay safe and eat chocolate
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half
I tried to be normal once, it was the worst 2 minutes of my life
