Life quotes in Funny
I tried to be normal once, it was the worst 2 minutes of my life
At my age I need glasses.....wine glasses
If being sarcastic burned calories I'd be transparent by now
I'm shy at first but once I am comfortable watch out for some crazy shit
Sometimes I forget how to spell things so I change the whole sentence just to avoid it
You can't make everyone happy, you're not pizza
I apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.
My doctor asked if anyone in my family suffered from insanity, I told him, no, we all enjoy it
I should be given an award for keeping my mouth shut when there's so much to be said
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