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I tried to be normal once, it was the worst 2 minutes of my life
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At my age I need glasses.....wine glasses
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If being sarcastic burned calories I'd be transparent by now
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I'm shy at first but once I am comfortable watch out for some crazy shit
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Sometimes I forget how to spell things so I change the whole sentence just to avoid it
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You can't make everyone happy, you're not pizza
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I apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.
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My doctor asked if anyone in my family suffered from insanity, I told him, no, we all enjoy it
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I should be given an award for keeping my mouth shut when there's so much to be said
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