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Unutma; senin icin başkasından vazgecen, bir gün mutlaka başkası icin senden vazgecer . _Hz.Mevlana

Stars can't be seen without the darkness that we fear of.

Pineaple is delicious on pizza

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Hiya!

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Kitap oku, adam ol

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Acertijo: Sin inteligencia ni equilibrio emocional, me pregunto en qué se parecen un hinchador de globos, un boicoteador, un porfiador y una persona que no deja comer.

How's your humpday been?

pagkatapos talaga ng lockdown, babaliktarin natin ang Muni muni... kahit tig-2 bottles lang

– Who profits the most on Black Friday? – The one who was smart enough not to go shopping on that day.

I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry

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Always forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them so much.

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Some people need a high five, in the face

TALK IS CHEAP. SHOW ME THE CODE.

Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever

Dear Monday, go step on Lego

‘People always say life is short. I've never been convinced of that – mine seems to have a tendency to go on and on.’

Your face tells a story and it shouldn't be a story about your drive to the doctor's office.

I can have incredible self-discipline. But see, I think it's obviously a form of stupidity.

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Hummingbirds are he sharks of the sky

I may not be perfect but at least I'm not you

Immature is a word that boring people use to describe fun people

I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever.

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I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon.

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