Create a quote

Humor quotes

When things go wrong, don’t go with them.


I never met an animal I don't like and I can't say the same about people

We believe in love at first gin

Less drama more gin

Women are made to be loved, not understood.


Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing until you get there

I'm not arguing. I'm simply explaining why I'm right.

I love the smell of freshly brewed coffee and I love the sound of nobody talking while I drink it

Eat like no one is going to see you naked

Uuuuuuuuur, ahhhhhhhhrr, uhhrr, ahhhhrr, aaarhg

Every day I struggle between "I want to look good" and pizza

Today will be one of those days when even coffee needs coffee

Chuck Norris can divide by zero

One never needs humor as much as when they argue with a fool

I would spell it out for you but I have left my English to dumb ass dictionary at home

You should never tell a psychopath they are a psychopath. It upsets them.

Stupid People Aren't Annoying They Are Free Entertainment

Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'm not stupid. I just lack common sense.

I know that I am stupid but when I look around I feel a lot better

Tuesday isn't so bad...It's a sign that I've somehow survived Monday

I love it when the coffee kicks in and I realize what an adorable badass I'm going to be today

I yam what I yam and tha's all what I yam

There is a certain happiness in being silly and ridiculous

I miss you like an idiot misses the point

Loving this quote?
Buy as a Poster
add to cart
add to cart
add to cart
How it works
No comments yet