Being quotes in Humor
I was not made to be subtle
I love the smell of freshly brewed coffee and I love the sound of nobody talking while I drink it
Tuesday isn't so bad...It's a sign that I've somehow survived Monday
Sometimes being silly with your friend is the best therapy
All you need is love and vodka
Is it time for gin yet?
Is it the weekend yet?
Eat glitter for breakfast and shine all day
It’s coming home
Friday is my second favourite F word. My first is Food. Definitely food.
Why be moody when you can shake your booty
Being a parent basically means that your entire adult life is crammed into two hours once the children have finally gone to bed
Be more weird
Vida y sabiduria
If my mouth doesn't say it my face definitely will
I'm not ready for Monday, can I have another Sunday?
An apple a day keeps everyone away as long as you throw it hard enough
Nothing haunts us like the things we didn't buy
hola mundo
}