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Immature is a word that boring people use to describe fun people

Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing "K" instead of "OK"?

A balanced diet is having a cupcake in both hands

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday

Pretending to look busy on Friday is hard work

Be nice to nerds

On my worst behavior

Those who do not want to imitate anything produce nothing

I never met an animal I don't like and I can't say the same about people

We believe in love at first gin

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing until you get there

I'm not arguing. I'm simply explaining why I'm right.

Eat like no one is going to see you naked

Uuuuuuuuur, ahhhhhhhhrr, uhhrr, ahhhhrr, aaarhg

Every day I struggle between "I want to look good" and pizza

Today will be one of those days when even coffee needs coffee

One never needs humor as much as when they argue with a fool

I would spell it out for you but I have left my English to dumb ass dictionary at home

Stupid People Aren't Annoying They Are Free Entertainment

Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'm not stupid. I just lack common sense.

I know that I am stupid but when I look around I feel a lot better

I love it when the coffee kicks in and I realize what an adorable badass I'm going to be today

I yam what I yam and tha's all what I yam

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