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Today will be one of those days when even coffee needs coffee

One never needs humor as much as when they argue with a fool

I would spell it out for you but I have left my English to dumb ass dictionary at home

Stupid People Aren't Annoying They Are Free Entertainment

Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'm not stupid. I just lack common sense.

I know that I am stupid but when I look around I feel a lot better

I love it when the coffee kicks in and I realize what an adorable badass I'm going to be today

I yam what I yam and tha's all what I yam

There is a certain happiness in being silly and ridiculous

I miss you like an idiot misses the point

I'm 70% nicer after 4pm on Fridays

People say nothing is impossible but I do nothing every day

Wishful Wednesday........wishing it was Friday

Being a Mom is my SuperPower

Here's to the crazy ones

COMMON SENSE IS LIKE DEODORANT. THE PEOPLE WHO NEED IT MOST NEVER USE IT.

I DON’T NEED A HAIR STYLIST, MY PILLOW GIVES ME A NEW HAIRSTYLE EVERY MORNING.

Life is so short. If you can’t laugh at yourself then call me, I will

The only day I get through Wednesday is by avoiding people who call it hump day

If Mondays were shoes they'd be Crocs

Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard

I'm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud?

My dentist said I need a crown. I was like, I know, right

Thank flamingo it's Friday!

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