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Stupid People Aren't Annoying They Are Free Entertainment

Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'm not stupid. I just lack common sense.

I know that I am stupid but when I look around I feel a lot better

I love it when the coffee kicks in and I realize what an adorable badass I'm going to be today

I yam what I yam and tha's all what I yam

There is a certain happiness in being silly and ridiculous

I miss you like an idiot misses the point

I'm 70% nicer after 4pm on Fridays

People say nothing is impossible but I do nothing every day

Wishful Wednesday........wishing it was Friday

Being a Mom is my SuperPower

Here's to the crazy ones

COMMON SENSE IS LIKE DEODORANT. THE PEOPLE WHO NEED IT MOST NEVER USE IT.

I DON’T NEED A HAIR STYLIST, MY PILLOW GIVES ME A NEW HAIRSTYLE EVERY MORNING.

Life is so short. If you can’t laugh at yourself then call me, I will

The only day I get through Wednesday is by avoiding people who call it hump day

If Mondays were shoes they'd be Crocs

Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard

I'm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud?

My dentist said I need a crown. I was like, I know, right

Thank flamingo it's Friday!

Life is short, smile while you still have teeth

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific." - Lily Tomlin

What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?....................................................................... A barbercue

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