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whats the difference between a fly and a mosquito? a mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito (aisyah, 2018)

don't just a book by discover

May the coffee be with you

I don't skinny dip, I chunky dunk!

Don't be hard on yourself. The mum in E.T had an alien living in her house for days and didn't notice

Don't talk to me until after my coffee and after that still don't talk to me

Today will be one of those days when even my coffee needs coffee

La depresión no es un signo de debilidad. Se trata de una señal de que has sido fuerte durante demasiado tiempo.

Tus emociones no deben ser paralizadoras. No deberían defenderse. No deberían impedirte ser todo lo que puedes ser.

Cinderella didn't ask for a prince, she asked for a night off and a dress

People who love to eat are the best people

It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit anymore

They say you are what you eat but I don’t remember eating a goddam legend

Oh, I didn’t tell you. Then it must be none of your business.

Im just a girl standing in front of a salad asking to be a donut

I reject your reality and give you my own

Geek life is just like normal only with dragons

I’m not anti-social, I’m just not user friendly

Vai lá campeão

Go ahead and act like mum of the year on Facebook, but don’t forget some of us know you in real life

Not to be dramatic but I need another holiday or I will die

When the going gets tough, the tough go online shopping

Finally, my winter fat is Gone. Now I have spring rolls.

You hold my heart in your hands...don’t clap

A good laugh is sunshine in the house.

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