Joke quotes in Humor
Curiosity killed the cat
Nothing happened
Friday is my second favourite F word. My first is Food. Definitely food.
You can't kid a kidder
I don't skinny dip, I chunky dunk!
Don't talk to me until after my coffee and after that still don't talk to me
I love sarcasm, it’s like punching people in the face with words
Papá, he mirado mi nombre en la wikipedia y significa: "Gigantesco monumento de piedra de una sola pieza" Tú eres tonto, Manolito ¡Feliz miércoles! #ChistesBibliotecarios
Monday has been cancelled, go back to sleep
When was the last time you used a pencil?
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
If tea can't fix it, it's a SERIOUS problem
I love you with all of my butt. I would say my heart, but my butt is bigger
Always be yourself. Unless you can be a pirate, then always be a pirate
Every time you find some humour in a difficult situation, you win
It feels good to be lost in the right direction
Life is too short to be serious all of the time. So if you can't laugh at yourself, call me and I will laugh at you
I'm not actually funny, I am just mean and people think I am joking
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