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Curiosity killed the cat

Nothing happened

Friday is my second favourite F word. My first is Food. Definitely food.

You can't kid a kidder

I don't skinny dip, I chunky dunk!

Don't talk to me until after my coffee and after that still don't talk to me

I love sarcasm, it’s like punching people in the face with words

Papá, he mirado mi nombre en la wikipedia y significa: "Gigantesco monumento de piedra de una sola pieza" Tú eres tonto, Manolito ¡Feliz miércoles! #ChistesBibliotecarios

Monday has been cancelled, go back to sleep

When was the last time you used a pencil?

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

If tea can't fix it, it's a SERIOUS problem

I love you with all of my butt. I would say my heart, but my butt is bigger

Always be yourself. Unless you can be a pirate, then always be a pirate

Every time you find some humour in a difficult situation, you win

It feels good to be lost in the right direction

Life is too short to be serious all of the time. So if you can't laugh at yourself, call me and I will laugh at you

I'm not actually funny, I am just mean and people think I am joking

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